Jolly Bastard Just Add Beer Funny Christmas Ornament Gag Gift

Perfect for: Adults with a wicked sense of humor, office Secret Santa exchanges, college friends, or anyone who believes Christmas should come with a side of laughter (and maybe a beer).

Make your tree stand out: This ceramic ornament reads: "Jolly Bastard…Just Add Beer" – guaranteed to get a laugh at every holiday gathering. Whether it’s a cheeky gift for your best friend, a hilarious surprise for a coworker, or the must-have decoration for your bachelor pad, this ornament turns any Christmas moment into a story worth telling.

Product Details:

• High-quality glossy ceramic ornament (approx. 3")
• Professionally printed design – no peeling or fading 
• Includes natural twine or gold string for hanging 
• Durable finish for years of laughs
• Ships fast — same-day or next-day shipping! 🎁
  

Perfect For:

• White Elephant or Secret Santa gifts
• Funny coworker or friend gifts
• Adult stocking stuffers
• Holiday decor with attitude
  

Keep your holidays merry, bright, and a little bit mischievous! OUR GUARANTEE: We stand behind the quality of every ornament we make.

Each piece is professionally crafted using a high-heat sublimation process that permanently fuses the design into the surface — meaning no peeling, flaking, or fading over time.

We guarantee that every ornament you receive will be:

• High-quality, durable, and glossy
• Vividly printed with a smooth, flawless finish
• Built to last for many holidays to come
  

 If your ornament ever arrives with a defect or printing issue, we’ll make it right with a replacement or full refund — guaranteed.

SAME DAY SHIPPING: This ornament will ship same-day for all orders placed by 2pm EST. Orders placed after 2pm EST will ship same or next day.

SHIPPING INFO: We use USPS for standard ground shipping and will deliver in 3-5 days. Priority (2-3 days) and Express (1-2 days) shipping can also be requested. Tracking information will be available within 48 hours of placing your order.