Searching for the funniest ornament at your next cookie swap or holiday party? This “B*tch Better Have My Cookies” design is a must for friends who bake, sass-loving Secret Santa, or coworkers who take snack time seriously.
It’s guaranteed to be the laugh-out-loud favorite on the tree (and maybe a warning to cookie thieves). For those who like their Christmas decorations with a side of sarcasm — this “Bit*h Better Have My Cookies” ornament is a must-have! Fun, feisty, and full of personality, it makes the perfect adult stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Product Details:
- High-quality glossy ceramic ornament (approx. 3")
- Professionally printed design – no peeling or fading
- Includes natural twine or gold string for hanging
- Durable finish for years of laughs
- Ships fast — same-day or next-day shipping! 🎁
Perfect For:
- White Elephant or Secret Santa gifts
- Funny coworker or friend gifts
- Adult stocking stuffers
- Holiday decor with attitude
Keep your holidays merry, bright, and a little bit mischievous! OUR GUARANTEE: We stand behind the quality of every ornament we make.
Each piece is professionally crafted using a high-heat sublimation process that permanently fuses the design into the surface — meaning no peeling, flaking, or fading over time.
We guarantee that every ornament you receive will be:
- High-quality, durable, and glossy
- Vividly printed with a smooth, flawless finish
- Built to last for many holidays to come
If your ornament ever arrives with a defect or printing issue, we’ll make it right with a replacement or full refund — guaranteed.
SAME DAY SHIPPING: This ornament will ship same-day for all orders placed by 2pm EST. Orders placed after 2pm EST will ship same or next day.
SHIPPING INFO: We use USPS for standard ground shipping and will deliver in 3-5 days. Priority (2-3 days) and Express (1-2 days) shipping can also be requested. Tracking information will be available within 48 hours of placing your order.
