Funny Christmas Soy Candle – Adult Humor, Gag Gift (9oz)

Holiday stress got you feeling done with it all? This candle says what we’re all thinking: It’s beginning to look a lot like Fck This.* Savage, bold, and painfully accurate, it’s the ultimate Christmas gag gift for anyone who’s tired of carols, crowded malls, and fake holiday cheer. Hand-poured by ScentPak Fragrance Co. and designed by JmzDezigns, this 9oz natural soy candle is as funny as it is cozy. Whether you’re gifting it to a stressed-out coworker, swapping it in a savage Secret Santa, or keeping it for yourself to burn through December madness, this candle delivers holiday spirit with a healthy dose of “I can’t.” 🎅 Designed by JmzDezigns and hand-poured by ScentPak Fragrance Co., each candle is crafted with premium soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn. Ideal for holiday parties, Secret Santa swaps, or just reminding your friends who they really are this season. ✨ Why You’ll Love It: -Natural Soy Candle – clean & slow-burning -Handmade & hand-poured with love -Funny, inappropriate holiday design guaranteed to stand out -Makes the perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or rude Secret Santa surprise Whether you’re shopping for a friend with a dark sense of humor, a coworker who lives on the naughty list, or just want to add some hilariously rude vibes to your holiday décor, this candle is the ultimate inappropriate Christmas gift. AVALIBLE SCENTS: ▪️ Pumpkin Apple Buttercream - warm apples and cinnamon meet soft jasmine and sweet vanilla ▪️ Cranberry Apple - tangy cranberry and juicy red apple sprinkled with just the right amount of sugared cinnamon spice. ▪️ Caramel Apple - crisp apple meets cozy caramel and brown sugar ▪️ Cinnamon Vanilla - warm cinnamon and creamy vanilla blended in a cozy latte ▪️ Vanilla Noel - sweet vanilla bean wrapped in creamy holiday warmth ▪️ Autumn Amber - warm blend of maple, cinnamon, sandalwood, and vanilla ▪️ Coconut + Bamboo - creamy coconut meets crisp, earthy bamboo ▪️ White Oak + Vanilla - rich white oak layered with comforting vanilla sweetness ▪️ Unscented - just the laughs, none of the fragrance ✨TO GET THE BEST (AND SAFEST) BURN✨ *Trim wick to ¼ inch before each use✂️ *Always burn on a heat-safe surface away from drafts, pets & kids🐶 *Do not burn more than 4 hours at a time⏱️ *Stop use when only ½ inch of wax remains in the jar📏 *Never leave a burning candle unattended🚷 Following these tips ensures a longer-lasting, cleaner burn so you get the most out of your candle.