Funny Christmas Soy Candle – Ho! Ho! F*cking Ho!, Adult Humor Gag Gift

Santa’s a little less jolly this year. Savage, rude, and hilarious, this candle is the ultimate gag gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who lives on the naughty list.

Forget milk and cookies — Santa’s clearly had enough. This Ho! Ho! Fcking Ho!* candle brings all the holiday sass you need, with a side of savage humor. Bold, inappropriate, and impossible not to laugh at, it’s the perfect stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or rude holiday décor that’ll have everyone talking.

Hand-poured by ScentPak Fragrance Co. and designed by JmzDezigns, this 9oz soy candle burns clean and slow while keeping the holiday roast vibes alive. Light it up for laughs, gift it for shock value, or keep it as your new favorite piece of savage holiday décor.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

• -Natural Soy Candle
• clean & slow-burning
• Handmade & hand-poured with love
• Funny, inappropriate holiday design guaranteed to stand out
• Makes the perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or rude Secret Santa surprise

Whether you’re shopping for a friend with a dark sense of humor, a coworker who lives on the naughty list, or just want to add some hilariously rude vibes to your holiday décor, this candle is the ultimate inappropriate Christmas gift.

AVALIBLE SCENTS:

▪️ Pumpkin Apple Buttercream - warm apples and cinnamon meet soft jasmine and sweet vanilla

▪️ Cranberry Apple - tangy cranberry and juicy red apple sprinkled with just the right amount of sugared cinnamon spice.

▪️ Caramel Apple - crisp apple meets cozy caramel and brown sugar

▪️ Cinnamon Vanilla - warm cinnamon and creamy vanilla blended in a cozy latte

▪️ Vanilla Noel - sweet vanilla bean wrapped in creamy holiday warmth

▪️ Autumn Amber - warm blend of maple, cinnamon, sandalwood, and vanilla

▪️ Coconut + Bamboo - creamy coconut meets crisp, earthy bamboo

▪️ White Oak + Vanilla - rich white oak layered with comforting vanilla sweetness

▪️ Unscented - just the laughs, none of the fragrance

 ✨TO GET THE BEST (AND SAFEST) BURN✨

*Trim wick to ¼ inch before each use✂️

*Always burn on a heat-safe surface away from drafts, pets & kids🐶

*Do not burn more than 4 hours at a time⏱️

*Stop use when only ½ inch of wax remains in the jar📏

*Never leave a burning candle unattended🚷

Following these tips ensures a longer-lasting, cleaner burn so you get the most out of your candle.